Animal Lover's Paradox Prints

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Actually I never loved you."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Animal worries.

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'Good book?'

Animal rescue center

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Chippunks

Rattache

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

"Definitely work-related."

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

"We raise our beef humanely."

Sun. Rain.

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Tropical Cow Tank

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."