
'And how would you like your grass this evening?'
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'And how would you like your grass this evening?'
"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"
Pampered Pets.
'The butler did it.'
"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."
"To be honest, it just collects dust."
"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"
"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."
"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"
'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'
'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'
'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'
"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"
"You'll be better off in the Washington swamps."
"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"
'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'
I see you share my hatred for hamsters..
Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?
Veterinary Surgeon
Ok chaps, let's put this cheap Christmas cracker trumpet through its paces!
"I don't know about you, but I am delighted by all this incongruity."
'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'
"I don't think the new guy is going to work out."
'He's my lawyer.'
Cat's busy calendar
Evolution Update.
Giraffe using a snorkel while fishing.
'I have a banker I would like stuffing.'
"Thank you for your opinions, I will now continue to do as I damn well please."
I'm so happy that this sweater covers everything but my anus and genitalia.
"Oh, God – is that what I look like?"
101 uses of a dead cat: lifejacket
"And I would life for the family to know that he didn't die in vain. He was delicious."
101 uses of a dead cat: bird table
'This kookaburra he's talking to - they're AUSTRALIAN aren't they?'
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