Animal Lover Fascinated By Hunting Culture T-Shirts

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Pointing.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

Hunting Out of Season

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

Elephant

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

I'm impressed with my new pointer!

'Get your toys out of the living room!'

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

'Oh that, Laura went on a hunting trip with her boss a couple of monthe ago.'

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'