Animal Linguists Mugs

(Woof!) (My word! I believe I'm speaking french!)

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Actually I never loved you."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary."

Dog-English dictionary.

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

"You taught me to speak, and now that I'm talking to you, you're all freaked out."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't eat so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much floatsam.'

'Is it true what they say'

'Well, I know the moon is closer.'

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

"Other end, Steve. We've already met."

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

'There is a unique solution to this conundrum,' said the chicken, 'but in order to be sure, I'll need to cross the road.'

"At the time of the incident, I was employed in the Dunbar house as a pet."

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'