Animal Language Aficionado Mugs

Barking as a Second Language.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Staff Yearbook

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'Do it write the first time.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'