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"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Penguin

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Real Estate Personals

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Various Birds of Pray.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'It's all about location, location, location!'

'They're playing house.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"You should consider buying."

Shop for cats

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

Bunny express,

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

Warbling on the First Date

'Of course I look silly. My psychiatrist told me to come out of my shell!