Animal Housing Aficionado Mugs

I wouldn't make an offer until you get the inspector's report. For sale.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Real Estate Personals

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

Various Birds of Pray.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'It's all about location, location, location!'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Shop for cats

"You should consider buying."

'They're playing house.'

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

'Of course I look silly. My psychiatrist told me to come out of my shell!

Warbling on the First Date

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.