Animal Decor Aficionado Mugs

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Cake Free Zone

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Artists Cats

"Bang!"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

The Mosskeytoe.

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

WInter Fish

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

Derek's last selfie.

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

Scarecrow with a TV head.

Meet the Artist.

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

Lion Using Tail to Paint Mountain Scene

I had a real breakthrough when I stopped using an easel.

Animal making turkey hands

Instant Cat Vendor

Fishbowl hat

Kangaroo snowman.

"If you like it you'd better act quick. 'Under the bed' got scooped up the moment it hit the market."