Animal Decor Aficionado Pillows

"Ironically, this is the living room."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Cake Free Zone

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Artists Cats

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Bang!"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

WInter Fish

The Mosskeytoe.

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

Derek's last selfie.

Scarecrow with a TV head.

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

Meet the Artist.

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

Kangaroo snowman.

The beautiful South American Toco Toucan a Toucan in the form of a can

Lion Using Tail to Paint Mountain Scene

Fishbowl hat

Instant Cat Vendor

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Pech Merle

Animal making turkey hands