Animal Decor Pillows

Man looks up at his hat stuck on a moose antler. Barman says; 'YOu threw it up there. You get it.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Dog Love.

"Bang!"

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Dog Bookends

"I love what you've done to the place."

A topiary doghouse

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Sheep Knitting.

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"It's their idea of cute."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

Meet the Artist.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

Giraffe bath.

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Well, if it isn't my guardian angel pig

"You wouldn't like Peanuts when he's angry."

Three Wise Westies

'Hippochondriac'

"I don't usually show this on the first date, but I thought you'd like to see my bear-ass."

Giraffe Puzzle.

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."