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'I've no doubt we can bust the fence, but you still haven't solved the rifle or the border collie.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

Desert Island Fantasies

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Fox hunting.

"FREEDOM!!!"

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Prisoner Crossing