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Missed opportunity.

Nightmare in the yellow-breasted bunting aviary: Mrs. Havesham is back and this time she means business.

No, Mr. Fusco, this is not a case of a man being trapped in the body of a wolverine. It's a case of a doctor being trapped in an examination room with a wild animal.

'You say your last job was in lion taming.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

There was once a man from Yuma...who told a joke to a puma...

A snowman with a rodent problem

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Seagiraffes

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"The hyenas started it."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Trojan Beagle.

"Tallyho!"