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'I didn't mean to trip over you so please don't go negative on me.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

Mardi Gras

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"The hyenas started it."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Cling-On Dog

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish