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'I didn't mean to trip over you so please don't go negative on me.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Mardi Gras

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Cling-On Dog

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Well, we needed the rain."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Trojan Beagle.

Cat in a flap

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish