Animal Doctor Duelist Prints

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

An inbred poodle.

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'The nice thing about group practice is that two minds are better than one.'

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

Ophiologist

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

"May I keep my collar on?"

"You'll feel better when you see the doctor."

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

Desert Vet.

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."

'Nonsense, Melvin! Who ever heard of a tapeworm that big?'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Leave the bowl."

'No, I'm sorry. I'm Doctor Ford and I do the large animal work....'

'The vet did it.'

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

"But You Knew I Was An Animal Doctor!"

"We had him neutered,"