Animal Doctor Adventures Pillows

'Next we tried continuous intravenous drip fluid therapy...'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'Follow that cab!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Jungle Games

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Dog Training.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

An inbred poodle.

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

Ophiologist

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"Serves you right for licking it!"

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

'The nice thing about group practice is that two minds are better than one.'

"May I keep my collar on?"

Bypass the Falls

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."