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"Look closer, it's right under your beak."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

"What do you think of the new feed?"

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."