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"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Crop duster wanted.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

National corporate ladder of success monument.

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

CEO's office in a safe.

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'