Animal Care Lover Gifts

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Emily? Where's my technician?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Ahhh...'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Foster failure"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Life is for the birds.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Swan Fairy Tales

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Billy. The Kid.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"