Animal Attire Appreciator Pillows

'The lion's lost his pride.'

"There was a pig in a bright pink wig. . ."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Family with pets.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"He's a guard dog."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Laboratory Retriever

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Ta Da!...

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Say cheese!

"Consider yourself chased."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."