Animal Attire Appreciator Pillows

'The lion's lost his pride.'

"There was a pig in a bright pink wig. . ."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Family with pets.

Social Distancing Club

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"He's a guard dog."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Laboratory Retriever

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Ta Da!...

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Consider yourself chased."

Say cheese!

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."