Animal Anecdote Admirer Pillows

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"Too much concealer?"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Spring Training

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Cow Blue Arrows

Dog Park / Cat Park

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.