Anger Management Mavens Pillows

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

Enlightened Cursing

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Hissy-fits for sale.

Aggression Therapy Seminar

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.

"Any eruptions since we last met?"

"He's always had a short fuse."

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."