Angelic Worker Pillows

"He was a plumber in his former life."

A child interrupting family prayers

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

St. Elmo's fired.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Angel playing music

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Give Way To Cyclists

"T.G.I.F."

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

'It's unto thee.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Do you have a minute to talk about God?"

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"It has yet to turn a profit."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Selling to the devil.

Death of the pope.

"Sin tax? I love it."

'Hello, Madame, we'd like to talk to you about cod...'

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'