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"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Do you have any oranges?'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

Death of the pope.

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Ladies Lingerie.

Football

Heaven - Under New Management.

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

'I see my wife made it in.'