Angelic Pun Collector Gifts

"I'm sorry but just 'liking' us on Facebook is not enough."

'T.M.I.F.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Bell Hop

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Spiv

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

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Burning and Rotting In Hell Desk Organisers

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

Moses parts the sea causing Jesus, who is walking on water, to fall

'What did Cane say to his brother?'

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"You have an intense fear of long words. We call this condition Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

Rock 'n Rolls. It's like an ice cream truck, except they sell baked treats and play classic rock music. Rolling scones!

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

'When is break time around here?'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'Oh, great...I'm having a bad halo day and the boss decides to walk by.'

"I have to twinkle"

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

"That's weird... all of my files are missing from the cloud."

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Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.