Angelic Plant Lover Pillows

An angel waters a vine

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening#2

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

A Venus cow trap.

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Blatant competition in nature.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Biotechnology in agriculture

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."