Angelic Plant Lover Pillows

An angel waters a vine

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening#2

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Pea

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

Biotechnology in agriculture

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Blatant competition in nature.

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'