Angelic Myth Aficionado Mugs

'Now, let me get this straight -- You got this blonde hair on your shoulder by wrestling an angel?'

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Zeus's Caddy

"I'm having my entrails read."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

Pizza at the Round Table

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Titlepage Design for Savoy (No. 3)

Rusalka

Smashed harp...

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."

"Valhalla."