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'Now, let me get this straight -- You got this blonde hair on your shoulder by wrestling an angel?'

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Zeus's Caddy

"I'm having my entrails read."

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Pizza at the Round Table

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Rusalka

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"I'm Kirk Douglas."

'Soup's off.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

Urban legend museum? I think it's around here somewhere, but I've never actually seen it.

Smashed harp...

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."

'That's it. You're getting warmer. Ooh! Now, you're red hot!'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'