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"Hello, Ms. Fergis? I'm afraid I won't make it into the office today - I've just died."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

'The Christ Child'

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

Death of the pope.

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

"A couple of contact tracers are out here asking questions."

'What's the pass-word?'

Heaven - Under New Management.

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

Steve Spermatozoa, dead at 35 from terminal horniness.

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Angel changing a star lightbulb

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

don't look but there goes Marie-Antoinette

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Welcome to Heaven - For a Limited Period Only

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.