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No, you tell him he looked better with a beard.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Smashed harp...

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'The Christ Child'

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Death of the pope.

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"A couple of contact tracers are out here asking questions."

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

'What's the pass-word?'

Heaven - Under New Management.

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

Ad Meeting With God.

'I see my wife made it in.'

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

Angel changing a star lightbulb