Angelic Caddy Prints

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'He lived and died for golf.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Damn defibrillators.

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

Give Way To Cyclists

Golf

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

Heaven - Under New Management.

I'd like to check my e-mail...

'Sudden death?'

Angel changing a star lightbulb

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

"He can't see us from there, can he?"

The Bourne Eternity

'Quick give them back-he's coming.'

'That's beautiful. Where can I get one?'

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

'Then one day I called in sick and I really was.'

'Here he comes - Look busy!'