Angelic Announcement Admirer Prints

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'He was a very good dog.'

Angel and ecology

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

Heaven Security Checks.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'

Football

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."