Angelic Allotment Enthusiast Mugs

Gardening Angel.

"How can you be out of wings?"

Prize vegetables.

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

An old man growing berries

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Arch of Triumph Save

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

He was forced to take early retirement.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'