Angelic Allotment Enthusiast Mugs

Gardening Angel.

"How can you be out of wings?"

Prize vegetables.

Allotment

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

An old man growing berries

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

He was forced to take early retirement.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Cat Heaven.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'We sleep 18 hours a day, eat whenever we want and the rest is all free time. So what's the big difference up here?'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.