Angel Maker Mugs

POOP-ANGEL!

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Mexican angels.

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Next World Tours

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

Supply was out of harps.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"