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"In Heaven it does."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

The Reason for Storms

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Mexican angels.

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Bip."

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Next World Tours

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."