Angel Investors Prints

"In Heaven it does."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

Mexican angels.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Next World Tours

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I opted for the upgrades."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'