Andy Murray Fan Club Member Mugs

"Have you considered the potential advantages of having a professional coach?"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

'Is it bad news, doctor?'

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'I heard he was funny.'

'See, it's of a joke on it. I call it the 'Comedy Club'.'

'They're a nuisance, but they keep the smaller vermin down.'

Interior Monologuist

'I think if we were to pretend to be dumb, they would lose interest in us...'

Lap Line-Dancing Club

Custard Pies - Serving Suggestion

"I see you met the author."

How to get boarded first at Montreal's airport...

ABC Airplane Food Manufacturing Co: Supplying Lame Jokes To Comedians for 35 Years.

Bob Dylan Fan Club

"We've been having a lot of trouble with cross-dressers lately."

"The endless parade of murder and pillaging really spoke to me."