Ancient Texts Mugs

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Dead Sea Trolls

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Meet the scribe"

Archimedes statue with a lever

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The Trojan Beagle.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Playdough's The Republic

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Neptune

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Trojan Hurdler.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The Fall of Gnome

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'Caesar salad?'

Egyptian Football

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'