Ancient Text Analyst Mugs

Kickstart mornings with a mug that pays homage to your favorite ancient text analyst. Designed to inspire curiosity and bring a smile to every coffee or tea break.

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"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'" mockup

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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"I believe it was called 'cursive'." mockup

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

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"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President." mockup

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

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Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek mockup

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

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"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying." mockup

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

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"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel." mockup

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

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IMHOtep

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"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'" mockup

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

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Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.' mockup

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

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'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?' mockup

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

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Books of Tablets

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"What part of oil lamp next to double squiggle over ox don't you understand?"

"What part of oil lamp next to double squiggle over ox don't you understand?" mockup

"What part of oil lamp next to double squiggle over ox don't you understand?"

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"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."

"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament." mockup

"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."

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"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic." mockup

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

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"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?" mockup

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

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Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient. mockup

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

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"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!"

"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!" mockup

"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!"

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'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!' mockup

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

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Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy). mockup

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

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"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'." mockup

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

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'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.' mockup

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

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'And don´t return until you find the shameless who took the tablet with the seventh commandment'

'And don´t return until you find the shameless who took the tablet with the seventh commandment' mockup

'And don´t return until you find the shameless who took the tablet with the seventh commandment'

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"If I behaved like your god, I'd be arrested."

"If I behaved like your god, I'd be arrested." mockup

"If I behaved like your god, I'd be arrested."

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Dead Sea Trolls

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"This was a class in hieroglyphics as a second language."

"This was a class in hieroglyphics as a second language." mockup

"This was a class in hieroglyphics as a second language."

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'Gosh, Hasborne! You're quite right! It does say, 'Lesbians are Everywhere!''

'Gosh, Hasborne! You're quite right! It does say, 'Lesbians are Everywhere!'' mockup

'Gosh, Hasborne! You're quite right! It does say, 'Lesbians are Everywhere!''

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'I know you see this as a 'coffee table' book, but might I suggest it would make a better 'under the wonky leg of a coffee table' book,,'

'I know you see this as a 'coffee table' book, but might I suggest it would make a better 'under the wonky leg of a coffee table' book,,' mockup

'I know you see this as a 'coffee table' book, but might I suggest it would make a better 'under the wonky leg of a coffee table' book,,'

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"Oh, just hanging out, reading Upanishads."

"Oh, just hanging out, reading Upanishads." mockup

"Oh, just hanging out, reading Upanishads."

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"They say - thou shalt disregard everything said so far - here are the real 10 commandments..."

"They say - thou shalt disregard everything said so far - here are the real 10 commandments..." mockup

"They say - thou shalt disregard everything said so far - here are the real 10 commandments..."

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"Great 'Ah Ha' moments in History mockup

"Great 'Ah Ha' moments in History

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2020 Timeline

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"Nobody can stop us!"

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Ancient Text Analyst Mugs Collection

Ancient Text Analyst Pillows

Find pillows with inspiring ancient text themes—bring a scholarly vibe and comfort to your favorite space.

Ancient Text Analyst Prints

Decorate with stunning prints inspired by ancient manuscripts and hieroglyphs—adding a scholarly touch to your walls.

Ancient Text Analyst T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts that speak to your love of ancient languages and deciphering secrets of the past—ideal for casual days or historical events.