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Salisbury and the Irish Question

'I know what you're thinking.'

Alexander and Diogenes

"Oh god, I'm almost 30. . ."

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

Vlad the Impala

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Lesser known greek gods,

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Where was the TSA?'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Neptune

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Wotan with eye patch

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."