Ancient Mystery Buffs Pillows

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

The Anti-Agent

Tourists

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Stonehenge Explained

The Philip Marlow family

The Fall of Gnome

The Da Vinci Cod

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Ten Commandments

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'Who's the new guy?'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!