Ancient Mystery Buffs Mugs

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

The Anti-Agent

Tourists

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

The Da Vinci Cod

The Philip Marlow family

The Fall of Gnome

Stonehenge Explained

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Ten Commandments

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Who's the new guy?'