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Hey What you trying pull That not a word yet

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

IMHOtep

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

'My French is not so good.'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Apparently, there's some sort of language barrier for me when money talks.'

Mass Confucian

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

"The fact that you rely on a teleprompter is a good indication that you need to work on your communication skills."

"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"