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Caesar and Games' Consul.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'New Game'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

The Invention of the Wheel

"You used to be a lot more fun."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Reinventing the Wheel

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Mummies for Dummies

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

Megatron 2000 Doomsday Computer - 'Wicked! It's got freecell!'

'Remember when he was younger and his invisible friends did not require a high speed Internet connection?'

Children of the Cornhole

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"

"Take away their Game Boys!"

'Definitely fake.'

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

Before paper and scissors were invented...

Hippocrates

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

"Apparently, he was the most disapproving of all the Pharaohs."

'So, do you smoke?'

"Houston...we have a problem!"

PacMan brain

Desert Island Game

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

'Where did we put away childish things?'