Ancient Games Enthusiast Gifts

Caesar and Games' Consul.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'New Game'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

The Invention of the Wheel

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Reinventing the Wheel

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

Mummies for Dummies

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

Megatron 2000 Doomsday Computer - 'Wicked! It's got freecell!'

'Remember when he was younger and his invisible friends did not require a high speed Internet connection?'

Children of the Cornhole

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"

"Take away their Game Boys!"

"Here, a white blood cell attacks invaders...I've just simplified the graphics."

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

Hippocrates

Before paper and scissors were invented...

'Definitely fake.'

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

PacMan brain

"Apparently, he was the most disapproving of all the Pharaohs."

'So, do you smoke?'

'Where did we put away childish things?'

Desert Island Game

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."