Ancient Drama Enthusiast Mugs

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Scarpia from Tosca

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"True crime meets reality TV"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Tristan Und Isolde

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Midsummer Night's Dream

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Friedrich Schiller

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."