Ancient Discoveries Enthusiast Mugs

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Those Were The Days

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Stonehenge Explained

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Here's the parking lot."

Egyptian chiropractor.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Closed for Renovation

'The gods are perplexing.'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

Referees at the Original Olympics.

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."