Ancient Connoisseur Prints

"This looks like a pyramid scheme!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Creation of Red Wine

Henrik Ibsen,

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Cremaster Cycle

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Sir Edward Elgar

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Music Student

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Jackson Pollock as a child

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

3D Theatre

Moliere