Spirited Connoisseur Prints

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Creation of Red Wine

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Imagine

The Cremaster Cycle

"He's an abstract artist."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Moliere

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

3D Theatre

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Musical Vases

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"