Ancient Connoisseur Pillows

"This looks like a pyramid scheme!"

Louis Armstrong

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Creation of Red Wine

Henrik Ibsen,

The Cremaster Cycle

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Music Student

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Sir Edward Elgar

Jackson Pollock as a child

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

3D Theatre