Ancient Comedy Fan T-Shirts

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Moon Line UP

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Carpe diem

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

Charles Darwin, stand-up comic

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

'Somebody got some sun.'

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

Tessa